Nanosolution

ID#: 311
From: possiblyhomicidal
Nanoproblem: want to kill officemate. can't quit job or change workstations.
Nanosolutions:
  1. Encourage officemate to quit job.
  2. If that fails, seed a character attack and frame her for embezzlement.
  3. If that fails, purchase items to enclose your workstation until you are completely insulated from officemate. For example, you could buy 20 monitors and set up a sweet 360 degree monitor sphere which would prevent your officemate from interacting with you (and allow you to have like a million application windows open at the same time (but prevent you from getting to and from your workstation)).
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